At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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