his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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