I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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