Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
home. puking in laundry basket.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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