I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
