Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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