Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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