awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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