Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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