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The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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