D3 body, D1 cock
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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