Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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