Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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