I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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