dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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