Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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