My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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