i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
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There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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