As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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