i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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