love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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