Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
