he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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