I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
