at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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