You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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