would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he was CRYING into my vagina
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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