porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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