i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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