we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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