I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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