he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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