whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
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Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
porn star boner night. come get it.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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