you're like a bully in the Christmas story
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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