All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
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Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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