I think I died a long time ago.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I cut my penus on the lid.
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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