Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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