Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
