hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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