I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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