I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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