Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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