but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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