he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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