we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
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Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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