the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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