i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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