How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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