Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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