What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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