Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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