I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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