Already got asked if we're dating
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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